“Ice. Bank. Mice. Elf.
Say it out loud.”
My buddy Justin aka JSANG
“I have to take an online class
on how to take an online class
before I can start online classes
thats extreme mental midgetry”
My favorite Army Man on the Army’s education system.
“Gibson! You smell like feces!
Actual defecant.”
My brother on his dog
“Showing cleavage that stops at your navel isn’t sexy”
David Clemmer
Style by Jury 
“Oh here go hell come”
Calvin Tran